it’s the first week of december. let’s check in. holiday hangovers in full swing? have you picked last year’s dried eggnog vomit off of your tacky sweater? should i even bring up christmas shopping? let’s face it… we’re all just waking up from our turkey comas and shaking off that residual “don’t talk about the election” tension from thanksgiving. so give yourself a break this weekend. push off any other holiday obligations for a few days. clear your mind and your heart but don’t rest that liver, or those eyes. ’tis the weekend to be selfish.
besides, there aren’t that many more chances to secure your coveted spot on santa’s naughty list. come with me, brooklyn. let’s put the “fiesta” in… fiestive.
This is Rare Groove, El Cortez, Bushwick
Brooklyn Rugby Calendar Release and Date Auction at Littlefield, Gowanus.
The Bushwick Starr Holiday Party, at The Bushwick Starr, in Bushwick.
The Bell House Holiday Striptease, Gowanus.
FIRST, start exploring all of the magnificent holiday markets in this handy guide (to be published friday)! (a guide within a guide!!)
Grand Wonderland along Grand St, Williamsburg.
Treetops presents Let Them Eat Cake at House of Yes, Bushwick
Ugly Sweater Bar Crawl in the East Village of Manhattan.
It’s Tradition, a comedy show at Muchmore’s, Williamsburg.
wanna know something, brooklyn? i’m your secret santa. have been the whole time. will be always, as long as you’ll have me. and this your gift. this, of course, and my undying love and affection. you’re welcome.